Since March gave me almost 500 search terms in my stats, here we go with another installment of my favorites. Â These are the funniest things that people searched on the internet that landed them onto my blog.
NOTE: Â Just for pure interest, by FAR the most searched for things were Jamaican police and Jamaican firefighters!
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Q: Â What does one Jamaican CENT convert to in USD?
A: Well, since 1 Jamaican Dollar = 0.01137 US Dollar , then you do the math.
Q: What is a “Q” word in Jamaica?
A: Look in the English dictionary under the letter “Q”
Q: Looking for waterfall accommodation in Westmoreland, Jamaica.
A: That might be kinda wet, don’t you think?
Q: What’s the personality of Jamaican people?
A: Speaking from experience, there is WAAAY more than ONE personality there!
Q: Canadian woman feet.
A: This one is beyond me. I’m a Canadian woman with feet. Fetish maybe??
Q: Find George the driver in Jamaica.
A: LOL!!! This is the equivilent of “find John the worker in America”. Ironically and fortunately I DO have a driver in Jamaica named George and will do a post about him after my trip in a few weeks!
Q: Jamaica grass.
A: Hmmmm…..try CLICKING HERE.
Q: Can you leave the resort in Jamaica?
A: Yea if you like barbed-wire. LOL.
Q: What do they say in Jamaica about money?
A: Depends how much you have on you!
Q: Jerk centre
A: That way >>
Comments
8 responses to “Favorite Jamaica Questions – Part 2”
LMAO..that’s awesome…hahahaha!!! I had a good laugh!
Btw was the George one a fluke or were they really looking for our George I wonder!
Do they use the expression in Jamaica “my two cents”?
In reference to leaving the resorts…….where would someone go? The ones that I saw are in the middle of nowhere on purpose (so the inmates don’t have any reason to escape).
very interesting, friend. I hope if one day I ll come you will guide me abroad. Now I’m thinking that I’ve been to Belize: many people told me that it’s very similar to Jamaica, anyway one day I will come, i can’t come in the country where I was conceived, isn’t it? Well to tell you the truth I have black blood, all my lovers were black, that is why I’ve always said, wait to go wait to go, as far as it has happened with Cuba “wait to go,wait to go and now I’m merried with a cuban, isn’t strange?
See you soon ,friend, and thanks
This is my first post. I could NOT let the “Jamaican Weed” thing go by me. I clicked on the link out of pure curiosity. That article was so funny. Why would anyone want to ruin their entire vacation by being locked up in a Jamaican jail over a little “ganja”? That was the best laugh I have had all day. lol
LOL glad it made your day!! 🙂