Favorite Jamaica Questions – Part 3

Okay so now I get thousands of search terms in my stats and I can no longer keep track of them LOL!  So I skimmed through the ones for May and still managed to pick out some great ones.  It amazes me what people use Google for!leontree

Q: 3 Jamaicans get into a taxi
A: LOL this sounds like a good start to one of those jokes like “2 Rabbi’s and a priest get into a boat”

Q: Do Jamaicans need donations?
A: Probably. Do Americans need donations right now?

Q: I fell in love with Jamaican.
A: Didn’t we all, hunny!

Q: What do you think of the pushy Jamaican people?
A: An odd question to ask Google. Wonder if it answered yet?

Q: Can i charge my mp3 player in Jamaica?
A: This is actually a legitimate question, I didn’t know about electrical outlets my first time either. So the answer is YES, the electrical outlets in Jamaica are the same as back home. You can bring your hair dryer and charge your MP3 player, your laptop, etc.

Q: Where to keep money when on Jamaica beach.
A: Where you can see it. Its not like there are people hiding in the bushes waiting for you to not look so they can steal your stuff. I leave it in my beach bag, on my towel in plain view while I’m in the water.

Q: Cockroach Jamaica
A: LOLOL!! There are no words to answer this. For some reason the first thing that popped into my head was a hip hop artist named Cockroach.  But in case you REALLY wanted to know….YES there are cockroaches in Jamaica.  Big ones.

Q: Jamaican serial killers.
A: I don’t even wanna know WHO or WHY they’re searching for this!!! Searching for competition maybe?


Comments

17 responses to “Favorite Jamaica Questions – Part 3”

  1. I still haven’t seen a cockroach in Jamaica! On my last visit I even looked for them when I had the munchies and I could not find one.

    Are you sure that you are not importing them from Canada? Or maybe leaving food all over the place?

  2. Stuart Avatar
    Stuart

    @Jamaica travel. Let me get this straight, you had the munchies so you decided to go looking for cockroaches. Were you really that hungry?

  3. Hey maybe he was broke. Or too far from a store LOL

  4. @ Stuart, they are full of protein plus they have those nice crunchy shells!

    Kristi, the guest house must of had guests that left food all over the place. Cockroaches don’t hang out where there is no food. Not sure why I don’t have them at home with my two kids leaving food all over the place.

  5. Stuart Avatar
    Stuart

    @JT, “full of protein, nice crunchy shells”? You say that and then claim you don’t know why there are no cockroaches at your house?

    This could be bad, I’m actually getting a little hungry. I wonder….

  6. @ Stuart, The author of this blog sends me fresh ones from her kitchen.

    On a side note, people eat crickets in parts of the world.

  7. I can clearly see that its time for me to make another post just so we can get off the topic of cockroaches in this one LOL!

  8. Stuart Avatar
    Stuart

    I was just about to announce my new business.

    Stuart’s Roach Removal & Restaurant

  9. I’ve never seen your blog before, but will visit often. Great pics!

  10. LOL the cockroaches in Jamaica can eat small children or the weak and elderly. They are HUGE. I absolutely hate them.

    The rest of these questions are too funny. Jamaican butts…really??? HA!

    1. OMG last trip I had one of those roaches run across my arm!!! WHAT!!!!!! I had my man on the floor under the bed to kill that sucker!

  11. Panda Avatar
    Panda

    Does Jamaica Have Electricity????

    1. Kristi Avatar
      Kristi

      LOL yes it has electricity and everything else that you have back home.